You know when your life has reached certain peaks of ridiculousness? I’m not talking about having champagne showers whilst simultaneously groping some real puppy butt. I’m talking about reviving your Spotify playlists on the iMac and typing this very post on your five year old MacBook Pro at the same damn time. It’s crazy out here in the styx, straight wild I tells you!
So, let’s see here… It’s 9:30ish on a Tuesday evening, the neighbours are having their bi-weekly drink-n-sing-’em-up, and I’ve witnessed only one street altercation all day. How pleasant it is to be back home.
[outro of FML by ‘Ye plays in the background before fading out]